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Dreams of An Everyday Housewife by Glen Campbell
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Dreams of An Everyday Housewife
by Glen Campbell

She looks in the mirror and stares at the wrinkles that weren't there yesterday 
And thinks of the young man that she almost married 
What would he think if he saw her this way? 

She picks up her apron in little girl-fashion as something comes into her mind 
Slowly starts dancing rememb'ring her girlhood 
And all of the boys she had waiting in line 

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife 
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day 
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for me 

The photograph album she takes from the closet and slowly turns the page 
And carefully picks up the crumbling flower 
The first one he gave her now withered today 

She closes her eyes and touches the house dress that suddenly disappears 
And just for the moment she's wearing the gown 
That broke all their minds back so many years 

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife 
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day 
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for me 

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife 
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day 
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for me 

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife 

You see ev'rywhere any time of the day 
 An everyday housewife